Lettuce Pray...

I was reminded today of a funny story about my neighbor. I've done stuff like this too, and always find it hilarious.

Marianne had gone grocery shopping that day. As usual, she pulled into her garage, unloaded the groceries, and put them away. A few hours later, she went out to the garage and found two heads of lettuce sitting on the step between the garage and kitchen door.

Puzzled, she picked up the lettuce, went into the kitchen and opened the refrigerator to put the lettuce away. That's when she found the shoes she'd worn to the store, in the crisper drawer.